So I'm the type of person that grew up with anime and not with comics or the DC comics, so my super heroes are a bit more abstract than what most people would respond with. I mean, I watched Sailor Moon as a little girl and using the leftover plastic from the gallons of milk as the moon tiara.
Yeah I was brainwashed. But now, I have some better super heroes.My first hero is Shizuo Heiwajima. Yes. Shizuo. SHIZUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I don't know about you guys, but a guy that has super human strength, a bad ass attitude and is socially awkward is a perfect combination for me. He needs a cape. He'll be Bartender Man. I mean, just look at the man! He's strong.
He doesn't like violence.
He even looks good in spandex!
Now that's a match made in heaven. But wait, there's more, I have another hero that I absolutely adore. Get ready for it. It's... IT'S...
Slowpoke! Haha, you were expecting something more substantial, were you? But really. I never grew up watching Pokemon, only watching Sailor Moon. It wasn't until mid elementary school when I started waking up early on Saturday mornings to watch new episodes of Pokemon. My favorite Pokemon is always my hero in the sense that it gives me a comforting feeling. At first, my favorite Pokemon was typical: one of the Eeveelutions or Eevee itself. Very typical. Then, right around 3rd or 4th generation rolled around, but I'm leaning towards 4th generation on this one, Slowpoke just became my favorite Pokemon. And I can't deny my little Slowpoke!
That dopey gaze, those big, zombie-like eyes, you probably wouldn't be able to tell that Slowpoke is based off hippos, vicious ass water mammals that seem docile, but in reality, they will bite your face off if you piss them off. Oh, but Slowpoke! You'd never bite my face off! Maybe just stare at me for a few hours, but that's okay. That's how I like you.
I can't really say that I have any heroes in LaTale. Hmm... Heroes... Oh! There's this one super hero that always comes to my rescue! He's tall (a few inches taller than me at least), dark (one skin color darker than me at least) and handsome (always).
He wears yellow with a green cape and a green mask. He wears a cow hat and sits next to me sometimes. When I'm in danger, he slashes away at the villainous Prirings and Shirenas that appear in my path. Look! In the sky! It's a bird. No! A plane. It's...
Who is this masked hero? Whoever he is, John would probably beat him up for stealing my attention. Anyways, it's about time for me to enjoy this horrible Sunday. Too much writing can make one delusional, you know that right? A new week is about to begin and week 1 of my challenge is about to end. Until tomorrow, I bid you adieu.
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