Once upon a time there was this boy named JohnGee with the traits of a musclar skinny fat joe came across this godess like girl named Calamansi. The boy manly in loved with this girl was stuck in his thought day and night. As night fell, the sun going up, the moon going down, then the sun going up again, the boy and girl met at a purple bench almost a couch-like in the park, from a distance a bird could be heard chirping it was probably a blue jay but that doesn't matter. The boy awkwardly in love said, "HEY GIRL WAT UP!", the girl awkwardly looking at him, " WAt UP BOI!". The two talked two sleepless nights on the same bench without eating or sleeping all they did was talk and talk and they kept talking, then the girl was like HELL NO! and asked him out to be his boyfriend the boy awkardly awkward said, "HELL YES". the two then became a couple. the two decided to keep their relationship private, and so thats what they did, they made love behind their parents. one day a giant Burnett girl bully was jealous of the couples love that she decided to jump in the middle and tried to break them apart. Calamansi, the brawn type punched her out then karate chopped her arm off and she ran away crying like the fruitcake that she is "WAHHH" cried the fat incremental girl. later that day john gave cala his phone number seven-seven-eight-eight-nine-nine-nine-zero-five-five. A few weeks passed by and calamansi had to leave to go to collage and her father forced her to go to the us. grief stricken johngee grabbed the knife by his hand and butchered a chicken in madness, screaming outloud " THIS ISN'T SPARTA YO". Damned, calamansi cried and cried, the trust between johngee and calamansi is very strong just like metal, or even maybe aluminum something steel type like steelix. They both decided to work and get summer jobs during their free time just so they can get a flight ticket to get together and do the usual stuff they love to do before they were seperated. they liked to walk around the park swim play ps3 and this so called game 'latale' they owned a guild together called inflation, and some how they got that guild to rank 1 its a miracle if you ask me. me? im god, so don't say anything. back to the story. johngee visted calamansi, and calamansi showed him around, they got bored so they went back to canada and went to metro town, a gigantic shopping heaven, him spoiling her, johngee 'went' to the washroom when he actually went to the jewelry store and bought calamansi a diamond ring worth over 9000 dollars. the couple went home, and john having a brain of a peanut left the ring in his left pocket sweater, and calamansi found it and was like o: whats this. there and then johngee proposed to her and they lived happily ever after. A couple years later johngee got a prostate cancer and calamansi had breast cancer and they died together in the same casket. Together forever <3
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Uhh... Untitled
Bumbum! So there's this event and a few Inflation members are participating in it. I'm posting them on my blog so they'll be archived here, so enjoy! This third story was written by JohnGee, titled uhh... well it doesn't really have a title doesn't it.
Once upon a time there was this boy named JohnGee with the traits of a musclar skinny fat joe came across this godess like girl named Calamansi. The boy manly in loved with this girl was stuck in his thought day and night. As night fell, the sun going up, the moon going down, then the sun going up again, the boy and girl met at a purple bench almost a couch-like in the park, from a distance a bird could be heard chirping it was probably a blue jay but that doesn't matter. The boy awkwardly in love said, "HEY GIRL WAT UP!", the girl awkwardly looking at him, " WAt UP BOI!". The two talked two sleepless nights on the same bench without eating or sleeping all they did was talk and talk and they kept talking, then the girl was like HELL NO! and asked him out to be his boyfriend the boy awkardly awkward said, "HELL YES". the two then became a couple. the two decided to keep their relationship private, and so thats what they did, they made love behind their parents. one day a giant Burnett girl bully was jealous of the couples love that she decided to jump in the middle and tried to break them apart. Calamansi, the brawn type punched her out then karate chopped her arm off and she ran away crying like the fruitcake that she is "WAHHH" cried the fat incremental girl. later that day john gave cala his phone number seven-seven-eight-eight-nine-nine-nine-zero-five-five. A few weeks passed by and calamansi had to leave to go to collage and her father forced her to go to the us. grief stricken johngee grabbed the knife by his hand and butchered a chicken in madness, screaming outloud " THIS ISN'T SPARTA YO". Damned, calamansi cried and cried, the trust between johngee and calamansi is very strong just like metal, or even maybe aluminum something steel type like steelix. They both decided to work and get summer jobs during their free time just so they can get a flight ticket to get together and do the usual stuff they love to do before they were seperated. they liked to walk around the park swim play ps3 and this so called game 'latale' they owned a guild together called inflation, and some how they got that guild to rank 1 its a miracle if you ask me. me? im god, so don't say anything. back to the story. johngee visted calamansi, and calamansi showed him around, they got bored so they went back to canada and went to metro town, a gigantic shopping heaven, him spoiling her, johngee 'went' to the washroom when he actually went to the jewelry store and bought calamansi a diamond ring worth over 9000 dollars. the couple went home, and john having a brain of a peanut left the ring in his left pocket sweater, and calamansi found it and was like o: whats this. there and then johngee proposed to her and they lived happily ever after. A couple years later johngee got a prostate cancer and calamansi had breast cancer and they died together in the same casket. Together forever <3
Once upon a time there was this boy named JohnGee with the traits of a musclar skinny fat joe came across this godess like girl named Calamansi. The boy manly in loved with this girl was stuck in his thought day and night. As night fell, the sun going up, the moon going down, then the sun going up again, the boy and girl met at a purple bench almost a couch-like in the park, from a distance a bird could be heard chirping it was probably a blue jay but that doesn't matter. The boy awkwardly in love said, "HEY GIRL WAT UP!", the girl awkwardly looking at him, " WAt UP BOI!". The two talked two sleepless nights on the same bench without eating or sleeping all they did was talk and talk and they kept talking, then the girl was like HELL NO! and asked him out to be his boyfriend the boy awkardly awkward said, "HELL YES". the two then became a couple. the two decided to keep their relationship private, and so thats what they did, they made love behind their parents. one day a giant Burnett girl bully was jealous of the couples love that she decided to jump in the middle and tried to break them apart. Calamansi, the brawn type punched her out then karate chopped her arm off and she ran away crying like the fruitcake that she is "WAHHH" cried the fat incremental girl. later that day john gave cala his phone number seven-seven-eight-eight-nine-nine-nine-zero-five-five. A few weeks passed by and calamansi had to leave to go to collage and her father forced her to go to the us. grief stricken johngee grabbed the knife by his hand and butchered a chicken in madness, screaming outloud " THIS ISN'T SPARTA YO". Damned, calamansi cried and cried, the trust between johngee and calamansi is very strong just like metal, or even maybe aluminum something steel type like steelix. They both decided to work and get summer jobs during their free time just so they can get a flight ticket to get together and do the usual stuff they love to do before they were seperated. they liked to walk around the park swim play ps3 and this so called game 'latale' they owned a guild together called inflation, and some how they got that guild to rank 1 its a miracle if you ask me. me? im god, so don't say anything. back to the story. johngee visted calamansi, and calamansi showed him around, they got bored so they went back to canada and went to metro town, a gigantic shopping heaven, him spoiling her, johngee 'went' to the washroom when he actually went to the jewelry store and bought calamansi a diamond ring worth over 9000 dollars. the couple went home, and john having a brain of a peanut left the ring in his left pocket sweater, and calamansi found it and was like o: whats this. there and then johngee proposed to her and they lived happily ever after. A couple years later johngee got a prostate cancer and calamansi had breast cancer and they died together in the same casket. Together forever <3
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